Neon Lasso

from by Variety Picnic



The world's first ever country western synthpop song!


The night was dark. The air was cold. The moon was shining bright.
But then the moon disappeared and the air got hot.
You could tell something wasn't right.
There was a cowboy that galloped into town with an object in his hand.
Everbody thought he was dangerous and that he was a very bad man.

We saw his neon lasso in the sky.
Women and children began to cry.

This cowboy didn't belong here.
We all know that's a fact.
The people didn't know just what to do or how to act.
He had a neon glow that wasn't for show.
Oh this I know.
Then he started dancin'.
His horse started prancin'.

We saw his neon lasso in the sky.
We gotta reverse our battle cry.
This neon lasso dude's a real cool guy.
We hope he never has to say goodbye.

At first we thought it was a UFO.
We were so wrong. It was your neon lasso.
You're welcome on our land just as long as you dance with your neon lasso.

Neon lasso. He came from El Paso.
This cowboy is so fly, he'll make you cry with his neon lasso.
It was neon and it was a lasso.
Please don't go.
Please don't go.
Please don't go.


from Neon Lasso, released September 10, 2013
Written by Patrick Mahan & Joseph Andre
Music by Patrick Mahan
Vocals: Patrick Mahan & Joseph Andre


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