Sweet Jams

by Variety Picnic

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The title says it all. This album contains hypnotic vocals, explosive guitar riffs and sultry synths. The trio known as the Variety Picnic delivers a debut album that is jam-packed full of sounds that will make you feel like you've never felt before. Sweet Jams travels through several different genres of music and subjects. The album begins an eerie spacey tune called "Space Happy" which will make you wonder if you're actually listening to a comedy album. It isn't until your ears hear Patrick's majestic vocals on "Feel That (Boogie In Your Jeans)". That's when your addiction begins. The soaring guitar solos from world class gentlemen Earl Babbich will leave you speechless. You'll hear ambient tones mixed with a hip-hop beat and an odd fetish on "Your Chest". When you mix Cheesy 80's rock mixed with today's autotune and a happy acid trip, you get "Great Sensations". If you add serious beats plus comedy rap then you've got "Bank Bank" and "Ode To Morse". The group gets down and dirty on "Babymaker" and leaves you with a mess on your hands with "Manbatter". The legendary underground rapper Frank Douglas makes his presence felt with a guest appearance on "Bank Bank" and "Did It All (Just To Get)". Taking a note from Flight Of The Conchords, these guys prove they can be versatile. These are all great elements that are needed to make a great comedy album (except for skits; they aren't jams). Just like their fellow comedy musicians The Lonely Island, the trio has viral videos for their songs. You wouldn't be reading this right now if it weren't for a man named Kevin Morse. The picnic's frontman Patrick Mahan wrote the song "Ode To Morse" which is a tribute to the legend who kicks ass and keeps it clean. This was the song that started it all. The catchy tunes and sweet riffs found here will leave you wanting more and more.

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released March 16, 2010

Produced By Patrick Mahan, Dana Richard & Rob Robinson

All songs written by the Variety Picnic

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A seductive, sultry electro-pop group with a dash of comedy that now exists in your world.

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Track Name: Feel That (Boogie In Your Jeans)
Woke up, saw the light
Yes I'm gonna go out tonight
I'm lonely yes indeed
Gotta find a lady to caress my needs
Where do the ladies flock to?
The Lady Club, I guess I'll go too
What do you know they let me in
To this place of magic and dance and sin

You feel that rush come over your body?
You feel it? Can you feel it?
Bartender give me something strong
So I can feel it, I can feel it

Hey girl, don't be shy
I'm not really like other guys
Hey girl can I hold you tight?
Oh yeah babe it's your lucky night

Did I do something wrong?
I was just feelin' the beat of this song
As the ladies move away
The dance floor is mine
I got somethin' to say

You feel that rush come over your body?
You feel it? Can you feel it?
You've got that boogie all up in your jeans
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?

Hey girl you wanna go blind?
Dance with me so I can blow your mind
Hey girl you come here often?
This is the face that you're gonna get lost in

You feel that rush come over your body?
You feel it? Can you feel it?
You've got that boogie all up in your jeans
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?

You feel that rush come over your body?
You feel it? Can you feel it?
Bartender give me something strong
So I can feel it, I can feel it

Hey girl you know what I mean?
Feel that boogie all up in your jeans
Hey girl you gotta nice caboose
Hell yeah, smack that caboose
Track Name: Your Chest
We went on a date
It was really great
We went on a date
And we ate food
At the restaurant we ate at
And then we drove in your car
Yes we drove real far
Cause your house is far away, hey
It was really far away
And when we got there
We walked inside
And I saw the most beautiful thing
It was your chest
Your chester drawers

I love the craftsmanship on your chester drawers

Why are you lookin' at me like I'm crazy?
Well maybe I am
Because I love your chester drawers
Yeah, I wanna be inside em

I think they're so beautiful
I really really
I really really love your chester drawers
I wanna be with them all night and day
Please let me stay

Please baby, I really know you care
But I really need a place for my underwear
It's so silky smooth, unlike you
Chester you don't know the things that I would do

I want to marry you
My sweet chester drawers
Track Name: Manbatter
Hey gorgeous can I buy you a drink?
I know, I know exactly what you're thinking
I know I'm just a nerdy guy
Hittin' on you, that ain't no lie
But if you dance with me
I'll take you home
And we'll be alone

Come on girl, let's go to my kitchen
I wanna show you somethin'
Here it is, take it or leave it

I'm gonna make a little manbatter
Gonna put it where it really matters
Slap on a coat or two
Might get a little bit on you
Gonna hit you with that manbatter
Gonna put it where it really matters
Just say yes baby

You might think that's a little too much
I know, I know you can't resist my touch
Yeah, I'll put on some Kenny Loggins
Or maybe some Phil Collins
Whichever you like baby cause they're both really gravy

Whatever soft rock you're into
Michael Bolton, Seal
Whatever


I'm gonna hit you with that manbatter
Gonna put it where it really matters
Slap on a coat or two
Gonna get it all over you
Yeah baby I know you're flattered
And I know you like it when it splatters
Just say yes baby
Track Name: Ode To Morse
There once was a man who made the rules
He's kicked an ass and pitied some fools
But in his down time, he's not what you think
He's a kind-hearted, lovable cleaning machine
He likes to clean stuff like nobody else
The bathroom, bedroom and even a shelf
He does so in such a manner
You'd think he'd be a stunt double for Danny Tanner
He likes movies
He's got 'em all cousin
The Dark Night to Cheaper By The Dozen
Don't question his collection
He'll get up
Walk away in a different direction
He'll beat you at any game you choose
Scene it?, Gears of War
Yeah you'll loose
Who's this man I'm talking about?
I'll tell you more and then you'll find out

He is the greatest thing on earth
There's no telling how much he's worth
I'd say I love him but he might not hear it
Who is he?
Kevin Morse (He likes Metallica)
Morse (He's packing Stouffer's)
Kevin Morse (He has Lost cups)
Morse (Yeah)

Back to his cleaning
He likes to mop the floor
He even uses windex on his door
He cleans places nobody's ever seen
The fridge, the dryer and washing machine
He likes his "me" time
That's where he's all alone
Watching DVR and silencing his phone
There's a knock on the door
His face turns red
He opens the door and now you're dead

He has the most greatest life
He works hard at the Best Buy
He makes the dough so he can get by
Who is he?
Kevin Morse